mercurialMalcontent
"[cougar] is a little more trendy right now than I think it should be. Men have been doing it for so long. If a man’s 40 years older than a woman they’re dating or married to, it seems De rigueur, but if a woman dates someone five or ten years younger, it becomes such a big deal. I find that to be really distasteful."  Lucy Liu in Schon magazine 2014

ghastderp:

the-real-seebs:

raydelblau:

shovingneedlesdownmythroat:

Why is it so hard for people to see that trans* men are Mens Rights Activists and that humouring them in any manner only solidifies their privilege and dominance over women.

just in case anyone’s forgotten about all those fake social justice activists who are actively trying to spread transphobia, here’s this little beauty. 

That’s… beautiful.

For what it’s worth, I have not yet met even one trans man who did not clearly and consistently identify as a feminist and actively support women. I don’t doubt that they’re out there, somewhere, but then, the world is full of really weird people.

i love the smell of imitation social justice when it gets all toasty and charred around the edges

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

ghastderp:

i am so annoyed and disheartened that tumblr has managed to make me afraid of transphobia from other transpeople. you know, the ones who insist it’s not really transphobia when they do it because people like me deserve it for Reasons? oh but it doesn’t count, because someone said only transmisogyny is transphobia. and if you disagree, you clearly hate women!

"Buy my soda," said the moose diarrhea salesman.

fucking creeps me out. they always reblog all these weirdly empty declarations that “all [people who fit my specific minority description] are beautiful, perfect, flawless” etc, and they’re always mad all the time.

oh, and their insults for people like me keep involving the configuration of our genitals. project harder, sleazeball :P

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

mcsprankles:

ohcorny:

deermary:

Grey Peacock-Pheasant (Polyplectron bicalcaratum) of southeast Asia.

yo why didnt i know about these

Wow man forget regular peacocks this thing is magical.

Depression is stupid and not a thing that makes me a better writer. One time I went a whole year without writing and I stayed in bed and drank. Fuck your Bukowskisms. I want sunlight and love and running down some street I’ve never been on where it’s warm and cool at the same time and I’m smiling. I want nothing to ever be bad again- and I don’t mean that I want a life free of conflict, I mean that I want a life free of meaningless conflict. Not being able to will oneself to take a shower or leave the house is meaningless. There is nothing to be gained, no lesson to be learned from that kind of life. My heart is stale, my prose is stale. Give me fire if you want to hurt me. Give me something I can taste. There’s nothing romantic or mysterious about where I am. There’s nothing here worth holding onto.
By Joshua Espinoza  (via quibbler)

dojinski:

Eridan ♠ Tavros

"I ams, hows do you says, way more gooders than you." - Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Metalocalypse

tumblr don’t betray me im too tired to have a quality war with you

lady inquisitors in concept art

draconicmalcontent:

OH HELL SPEAKING OF FANDOM DRAGONS, I JUST REALIZED

image

MUCH BETTER

So, dragon game again, but since this is still a Homestuck blog…….

ursulavernon:

becausebirds:

archiemcphee:

Check out the awesomely long tails on these roosters! These regal specimens are Onagadori or “Long-tailed” chickens. They’re a breed of chicken from the Kōchi Prefecture of Japan who evolved from common domestic chickens who mated with Green Junglefowl. Also known as the ‘most honorable fowl’ in Japan, they’ve been carefully bred over the centuries to achieve their spectacular tails, which grow to lengths of 12 to 27 feet. It takes these chickens at least three years to molt. Onagadori breeders take tremendous pride in their chickens and provide special hutches with perches well above the ground, which helps keep their tails clean and in good condition.

If Rapunzel had been a chicken, she probably would’ve looked a lot like one of these awesome birds. These extraordinarily fancy fowl have Special Natural Monument status in Japan, which means they’re considered to be living monuments of Japanese culture and, as a protected breed, it’s illegal to take their eggs out of the country.

[via Lost At E Minor and Wikipedia]

Roosterpunzel!

Roosters can totally pull that look off. You try that with a beagle, it’s all tears and baying.